Now that Fashola has decided to ban Okada on
Lagos roads and suggested we start trekking,
here are some few tips that you use to help
you cope without our usual quick bike rides to
our daily destinations.
10. Buy shoe protectors, replace as the need
arises.
9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of
foot wear (preferably slippers) in your bag (men
inclusive). That bag should also carry the
following: a small umbrella, water bottle and
small chops to go.
8. Wear casual clothes to work, change into your
official clothes at work, then change back to the
casual clothes for the journey back home. You
don’t want to look too official while trekking.
7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from
ear to ear with that ugly male colleague who
drives a car and lives near your residence.
6. For the guys, buy a car before your girlfriend’s
colleague starts to take her home.
5. Save the money for your gym membership,
you are getting enough exercise already.
4. Start trekking groups in your office, class,
church, mosque etc. After all it is said that a trek
trekked with companion is no trek at all.
3. Learn how to entertain yourself in your own
space. Stock up on game consoles, books,
magazines, movies etc. Pay that DSTV
subscription too.
2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada
ban, buy a gun.
1. If none of the above works, pack go your
village and fulfil Fashola’s innate dream for Lagos
state .
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